It’s no coincidence that some of the most renowned wine producing countries also play the best soccer. Wine and footy are both art forms, involving elaborate technique, craft and presence of mind. In the spirit of a late night talk show, I’ve assembled the Top Ten Traits Shared by Wine & Soccer. So, without further adieu and in no particular order:
1. Patience
Soccer can be a slow and tactical sport, not unlike the many delays experienced in the wine industry. So much so that it can even feel esoteric. Watching a team lull its opponents to sleep with a long stretch of possession – think Barcelona – is exhausting to the untrained eye, akin to extremely lengthy tasting notes. But all that jogging off the ball can be beautiful, the little collective motions that lead to bigger things ahead. In wine terms, the pruning, the tilling, the leaf pulling is all part of an attack on goal, finalized with the game winning shot that is harvest.
2. Geography
Consider many of the teams that have won the World Cup: Spain, Argentina, Germany, Italy, France. And the nations that traditionally fare well when competing internationally, like Portugal, Chile and, when inspired, the United States. In addition to climate, soil structure and elevation, the viticultural term terroir may just include soccer ability.
3. Embellishment
It’s a sad truth is both arenas. On the field, there’s diving, the self-degrading act of making a no-foul or minor foul appear to be a heinous act of violence. In the industry of wine, there’s over-indulgence and, although rare, the supremely sensitive taster who claims every bottle is corked with the hopes of getting a refund. Officials are encouraged to card both parties.
Brazilian midfielder Rivalodo clutches his head after being hit in the foot by a soccer ball.
4. Maturation
Just as complexity increases in the bottle over time, a player gains more and more “soccer sense” as he ages. Sure, he may slow a bit (much like the fruit yield of an older vine), but he sees the field with greater wisdom, understands how to make big plays and laughs at the face of an agonizing 90th-minute penalty shot. Masters like Zidane, Maldini and Romario are the vintage Bordeauxs of soccer, accruing finesse and rich character with every passing season.
5. Endurance
Playing 90-minutes straight is a lot like working a harvest. With a running clock, there’s little time to rest and everybody involved must be working or the team fails. Soccer is often misconstrued as a fragile sport with no physical contact and only occasional fits of speed and excitement. In actuality, the sport is riddled with tough tackles, shoulder-to-shoulder battles and plenty of behind-the-scenes pushing and shoving. Wine too, can be a strenuous proposition, especially when barrels are being moved, trellis fencing is being tightened and vines are being manually pruned. An even blend of strength and endurance is a must in both fields.
6. Positions
Roles play a big part in soccer and wine. The winemaker, naturally, is the captain, taking charge of his team and creating opportunities when his teammates need him most. He is most likely a center midfielder, providing creativity every time he touches the ball. The sales team and distributors are the wingers, covering lots of ground and servicing the strikers with tantalizing crosses. They run themselves into the ground even for a single assist and demonstrate great footwork, flare, or salesmanship. The vineyard crew is the defensive back line, underappreciated, relentless and responsible for warding off pests. Finally, the goalkeeper, the last man between the goal and the opposing team. He is daring, vocal and willing to risk his own well-being for a clean sheet. This brand of no-nonsense is reserved for the Tasting Room Manager.
7. Rankings
FIFA is responsible for international soccer rankings and they can be more than confusing. The traditional powerhouses tend towards the top of the list, but it seems the top ten is always riddled with shaky performers like England and the Ivory Coast. Worse, teams accustomed to high rankings sometimes let it go to their heads and perform either safely (in an unentertaining, FC Porto kind of way), or poorly all together. Wineries too run the risk of letting go after high critical praise. Strong scores from big publications can be profitable and send a winery down a one-way road to greater production and a bigger emphasis on sales than craft. Dominant club teams like Chelsea and Inter Milan, as good as they may be, are hardly products of their own countries anymore, stacked with expensive all-star players from all over the world. But there’s always room for an upset, in both departments.
8. Blind Tastings
The ultimate soccer metaphor for a true blind tasting is England’s oldest tournament, the FA Cup. Here, teams from all over the country compete for the crown of English soccer. Opening rounds pit small teams with full-time mechanics, engineers and restaurant waiters against big dogs like Manchester United or Liverpool. It’s one of the few tournaments in world soccer that allows such democracy. And even if tiny North Tyneside United looses 7-1 to Newcastle – or our estate Pinot Noir is ruled inferior when tasted side-by-side with an Opus One – at least the chance was there.
9. Gamesmanship
You’ve seen it before. Players exchanging jerseys and a handshake at the end of a hard-fought match. This comradery exists in wine country as well, especially here in the Dundee Hills. Sure, there is healthy competition, but in the end, we’re all enthusiasts of the same varietal, the same process, the same game. For Oregon wine to continue it’s amazing climb, the whole trade will have to do its part. In the same vein, for soccer to achieve greater American popularity, every MLS team must raise the bar, both individually on the training grounds and every time they face another team. When the whistle is blown, we can take off our shin guards and extend congratulations.
10. Portland!

Finally, the gateway to Pinot Noir is home to Major League Soccer’s Portland Timbers. Soccer City USA has waited a long time for this and our hard work has finally paid off. Like soccer, the local wine industry started decades ago and gained momentum with every passing vintage. Big foreign names – in enology and athletics – realized the potential here and took their talents to the Pacific Northwest. Now, with Jeld-Wen Field and sixteen American Vitivultural Areas statewide, long term stages for both soccer and wine have been set. And we’d like to think the two are continuing to improve with every passing season.